Setting:
Radisson’s “Three Rivers Lodge” Hotel in LaCrosse, Wisconsin
Time:
Almost 6:00 a.m. Central Standard Time
Cast: (in order of appearance)
Benjamin D. Bain
David "Rabbit" Conti
After an exhausting week of Disney on Ice, Benjamin wanted nothing more than to sleep peacefully in his not so soft bed. You see, the week started with 10 degree below weather on a bus with no heat. On little sleep, and no day off, he dragged himself out of bed to set up one of the most beloved shows that Disney has to offer.
The set up and shows went without a hitch. Load out went smooth, but could always go better.
He was looking forward to the simple things from the evening this particular Sunday. The basics really. A warm meal, a four and a half hour bus ride on country roads listening to some soothing familiar music then the hibernation once he reached his destination.
This is how it actually went:
No meal. The only place the driver could find open was a gas station. Usually not so bad. Hell, they do it a lot of the time. However, this establishment didn’t have any sandwiches or anything of the nature. Considering he hardly had a breakfast, and no lunch, this lack of a meal at 12:30 a.m. was disappointing.
The bus ride:
As usual people proceeded to get out of control drunk, annoying, and under his skin.
Then comes the entire reason that Benjamin is still awake at this ungodly hour. His roommate for the last month “Rabbit”, really an “awesome” guy, “happened” to be snoring like a banshee. Really sawing logs. To the point that Benjamin was yelling at Rabbit to roll over. To no avail.
That's okay, this has happened before. Next plan of attack was the headphones turned up to a relaxing CD. No progress.
Ah! The shower. Benjamin has a hard time sleeping after load-out without the shower. THAT’S IT! That’s what needed to happen!!
The problem then became going to sleep after an exhilarating shower. Not going to happen. BLAST! CURSES!
Which brings us to the conclusion of this long, unnecessary, bitchy story:
Benjamin hopped on to the only computer in the lobby to check his email, write a pointless letter, and wait for the restaurant to open for what will prove to be a very nice, yet overpriced breakfast.
- Benjamin D. Bain