personals

I decided to post a personal ad in response to a nice looking woman I found online. I know, I know, I'm a very big computer geek. This is my post...

i'm 5'10" with short black hair and a perpetual 5 o'clock shadow. i like boinking and shakes. if you're interested, e-mail me back with some features about yourself. i'm not very picky, but I do like my women to be flexible, good kissers and have sexy assets. my sense of humor can be a little off-putting at times. once you get to know me you will realize that I'm actually hilarious and anyone who doesn't laugh at my jokes are morons. i've been described as very modest. must like indian food. how about that on Friday night?

This was her reply...

This 5'10' dark, mysterious man sounds quite intriguing. I think I'd like to meet him...especially if he'll take me out for Indian food.

Some quick facts about me. I'm tiny, but don't let that fool you, I'm spunky, feisty and full of energy. I like salsa dancing, green tea and lazy Sunday brunches complete with egg whites and veggies. Some like to describe me as 'dramatic,' but I think a better word is 'highly interesting.' I like to make funny faces, so if you think that is sexy than we just might be meant to be. I can put my feet over my head...does that make me flexible?? 99% of the time I'm a fan of off-beat humor. Jokes with peanuts always get me, jokes with 4-letter words that start with a 't' or 'c' usually don't.

I'm obsessed with all things Italian and red. I'm sorry I don't speak Russian, you'll have to translate 'boinking' for me.

If you think you might be interested, give me a ring and I'd be interested in putting a face to this description on Friday night.

Until then...

I'll let you all know how this goes!