what does the goat say?

Who put the bops in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?

10. J. Edgar Hoover
9. the CIA
8. the black smoke (or oil, depending on your preference)
7. your mom
6. Dizzy Gillespie (for real)
5. the ghost whisperer
4. Johnny Appleseed
3. the Cat in the Hat
2. the Prisoner of Azkaban
1. I did it for g-dsake! now back off.

on a similar note:
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

5. Pam Shriver
4. Pamela Anderson
3. Spam
2. a lampshade
1. Paula Poundstone (whatever happened to that bitch?)

finally:
Who put the dips in the dip da dip da dips?

5. no one really cares about this guy.
4. i dare anyone to say this ten times fast into a microphone then e-mail me the file and/or podcast your recording to the entire nation
3. seriously, don't you have anything better to do than try and solve the mysteries of the universe?
2. o.k., so I know that last one was answering a question with a question, but seriously.
1. i think real question is what does a goat say? is it the same as a sheep? why does the goat get gipped like that?